Women can be stolen legally in Mississippi.
And the Supreme Court couldn't be bothered. Of course the good news is, it's a unisex law that permits
a cuckolded spouse to seek damages for "loss of society, companionship, love and affection," as well as "the loss of sexual relations."
No, wait. NOT GOOD NEWS. People should NOT be able to sue for this kind of thing. Stating the obvious, or so I thought.