For the kid who has everything, meet The Hillary Nutcracker. A bestseller on stupid.com, this little nugget features stainless steel thighs. Sadly, the website tells us: "Like Hillary herself, nuts are not included."
Of course, the website is full of stupid shit, but this is a little offensive. Here's some of the copy:
Look at her! Standing with arms akimbo, legs confidently spread, ready to crack some nuts with her stainless steel thighs. We're not certain if this is an Anti-Hillary item or a Pro-Hillary Item. But either way we think it is really weird and funny.
Alright! So when do we get the cunt-punching Mitt Romney? Or the ass-licking Bush?