Cracked.com has a real winner today. The article is called "If Valentine's Day Cards Were Honest."
Women always say they want a relationship built on honesty. This Valentine's Day, give her a card that will prove she doesn't really mean it. (emphasis mine)
That's right, be careful what you wish for ladies. You might get a card like this and realize your boyfriend is a complete asshole. Better avoid that bullet as long as you can! And...drumroll please...the FUNNIEST VALENTINE'S CARDS EVER!!!
Hey, at least this next card has some equality.
I have no idea what this means.
What the fuck? Some people have issues.
I'm only dating you for sex! HAHA!!
Note that this was just the hall of fame. There are more at Cracked. The post has 868 diggs. I hate us.
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